![]() “Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?”ĥ5. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”ĥ4. “Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”ĥ3. “If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.”ĥ2. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”ĥ1. “Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”ĥ0. ![]() “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”Ĥ8. “If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber.”Ĥ7. “I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”Ĥ6. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”Ĥ5. “Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”Ĥ4. “Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”Ĥ3. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?”Ĥ2. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”Ĥ1. “Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?” Ĥ0. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”ģ9. “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”ģ7. “You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.”ģ6. “Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”ģ4. “Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”ģ3. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”ģ2. “Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!”ģ1. ![]() “Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”ģ0. “Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection between us.”Ģ9. “Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?”Ģ8. “If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.”Ģ7. “There is something wrong with my cell phone. “Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.”Ģ5. “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.”Ģ4. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”Ģ3. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”Ģ2. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.”Ģ1. “Is your heart a cake? Cause I want a piece of that.”Ģ0. “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”ġ9. Can you give me directions to your heart?”ġ8. “Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.”ġ7. “If you were a steak you would be well done.”ġ6. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”ġ5. Oh! I remember! You are the guy with the gorgeous smile.”ġ4. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”ġ3. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”ġ2. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.”ġ1. “They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. “Hey, can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous.”ġ0. ![]() “You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me crazy.”ĩ. “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”Ĩ. “Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”ħ. ![]() “If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.”Ħ. “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”ĥ. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”Ĥ. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”Ģ. “My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. ![]()
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